Three "Nevers" of Dating

These are three things I Never do on dates.

1. I NEVER buy Dinner. I LAUGH at women who expect the guys to pay for everything when they go out. Any guy that does pay for everything isn't a guy, he's a supplicating Pussy! He's trying to buy his way into your pants. Any REAL MAN doesn't have to do that. He's got girls lining up to date him, and if one expects him to pay, then she can leave! Makes you wonder why they can't keep a man around, if they expect him to pay for everything. That's because he's not a man. I've got too many women lined up behind you that will GLADLY buy me dinner. Now I'm not saying I'm a cheap bastard, because I almost always pay for the activities on the date, but I'm not paying for food on top of that. (My dates would cost 80-100 dollars each, and I go out several times a week) The exception to this rule: If you pay for the activities, I'll buy dinner. (Switching the roles)

2. I NEVER Buy/Get Drinks. What do I look like, a bartender? Go get your own drink WOMAN! I'm not wasting my good money to get you drunk so you can go fuck some other guy that didn't buy you a drink. (And you will, because if I buy a drink, I'm a supplicating pussy, and you know your using me anyway) My exception to this one is if you buy me a drink first, I'll reciprocate.

3. I NEVER stand for a girl to talk on a cell-phone on a date. You are there to be with ME. Not talk to someone on the phone. If I'm not that important to you, then I'll leave. (And leave you in the restaurant to find your own way home) I don't care who it is. If it's work calling, what the hell are you doing answering the phone when your out on a date at NIGHT? What boss calls you at night about work? If it's another guy....what the hell are you talking to them for? Want to talk, then go date HIM. I'm leaving. If it's one of your girlfriends, they should know already that you are out on a date. (Or they wouldn't be your girlfriend) NO EXCUSES!! PERIOD!! My ONLY exception to this rule is if Mom/Dad calls. If it's your great Aunt twice removed on your mom's side, she can wait until you're back home. If you pick up the phone, I pick up and leave.

If you can't deal with these things, then you're never gonna find a real man. You'll always be dating a "Nice Guy". And we all know how those turn out --The "Friend Zone"

-Blade